Thursday, September 5, 2013

A Gathering? A Party! A Crowd? A Gathering! A Party? A Crowd! Gathering a Party Crowd? Of Course!

An Invitation

To a vEry rAucous gathering, you are cordially invited.

you need not PrAnce fancy, but you must be excited.

in oRder To get in You'll need a speCificAlly sPecial code.

you need to look within, but you muSt not implode.

be REady for QUeRiIEs, they'll be served a la moDe.

everything you need to attend is already showed.



Hint: THE PASSWORD IS FOUND IN A CERTAIN HAT...

Sunday, September 1, 2013

(A Riddle a Day Helps the Kids ((Play) A Game Within a Game Within a Game All Day))

WhAt Is BlAcK aNd WhItE aNd ReAd AlL OvEr?



It'S nOt A nEwSpApEr, BuT sOmE hAvE a CoVeR,

sOmE yOu HoLd Up, WhIlE oThErS tHeY hOvEr,

WhEn BoTh ArMs PoInT hIgH, yOu KiSs YoUr LoVeR,

sOmE pLaCeS iT's OnE, oThEr PlAcEs It'S aNoThEr,

As It RoLlS bY, mOrE tHiNgS tO uNcOvEr,

BuT wHaT iT lEaVeS bAcK, yOu CaNnOt ReCoVeR...







   (\_/)
  (='.'=)
  (")_(")      I'm Late! I'm Late! For A Very Important Date!

Round and Round The Carousel Goes, Where it Stops Nobody Knows


Sunday, August 25, 2013

Verbal Shots Leave Lasting Stings, So Bee Very Careful Where You Aim Those Things

The Future Tense of the Past is the Present We Get for Unbirthdays

Often Talked Of, Never Seen.
Ever Coming, Never Been.
Looked For Daily, Never Here.
Still Approaching, Coming Near.
For My Visit, You Anticipate.
But You Must Await Your Fate.
Though They Expect Me To Appear.
They Will Never Ever Find Me Here.

Who/What Am I?


To Find the Answer, Just Look at Your Toes,
For Like The Answer, They're Under Your Nose.


I Will Reveal The Answer:Tomorrow


But If I Were You I Wouldn't Wait, Because By Then It Could Be Too Late!

If Peoples Words Have You Down In the Dumps, Just Climb the Mountain of Trash Talk

Why is it Feeling Troubled Always Makes Us Feel Blue?

First One Done Is The First To Win, So I Guess I Could Say, Let The Countdown Begin

Can You Solve This Little Dittle of a Riddle?




Find the Next Symbol In The Secret Sequence...

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Tearily, Irately, Based In Reality

What's The Difference Between Curse and Course?

Oh, I Bet You Know This One.

Friday, August 23, 2013

"Action Speaks Louder Than Words But Not Nearly As Often" ~ Samuel Langhorne Clemens


Re:

If Actions Speak Louder Than Words,

Well Then,

Here's My (Re)Action,

Actions Speak Louder Than Words

Literal Realities of Conspiracies Rationalities


Words Can Be              One,






Or They Can Be Many Many Many Many,



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Words Can Be L                ,








And They Can Be H
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Remember There Are Only Three Ways To Fall: Winter, Spring, Summer

A Rooster Is On Top Of A Roof, And Lays An Egg, Which Way Does The Egg Roll?



A Hint: Of Cinnamon Is Delicious In A Cup Of Tea

A Place Where a Smile Is Also a Frown

                                                                                           Down









Well Isn't That Just a Place Where            Is Really                  ?








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If John Milton Looks In the Funhouse Mirror, What Does He See?

"Long Is The Way, And Hard, That Out Of Hell Leads Up To Light"

-Paradise Lost

"Short Is The Way, And Easy, That Out Of Heaven Leads Down To Night"

-Paradise Found



Perhaps a vision on the contrary of what his would be.